Tuesday, October 17, 2017

It's the 80's all over again

It Chapter One
This is a decent adaptation of half of one of Stephen King’s best books that should lead to a flood of other King movies attempting to emulate its box office success (The Talisman, one of my personal favourites, is now finally on its way to the screen).
The filmmakers and cast do a great job capturing the characters of the kids, the updated 1980’s setting works like a charm, and Bill Skarsgard makes a fantastic Pennywise. If I hadn’t read the book, I would probably have very little negative to say about it. But since I have, there are a few problems that not even being only half the story can excuse.
First of all, almost all of the mythology from the book has been left out, in favour of a more simple scary clown tale. There are a few scenes that explain Pennywise’s centuries old haunting of the town of Derry, but nothing to really suggest he is anything more than a shape-changing monster (no Turtle, either). Hopefully some of this will be addressed in the grownups sequel, but it’s disappointing for anyone who liked the mythology of It as much as the scary aspect.
Secondly, while the kids mostly feel true to their book counterparts, there are a few changes that make two of them in particular less satisfying. Mike Hanlon, the only black kid in the group, loses most of his role from the book as a researcher of the history of Derry, making him seem almost like an afterthought until he joins the Losers halfway through the movie. And Beverly Marsh (fantastically played by Sophia Lillis) is unfortunately treated as a damsel in distress for the conclusion, something she never was in the book.
Aside from this, It really is a very well made slice of scary nostalgia, and I’m hopeful the sequel will fix some of these flaws.

Blade Runner 2049

This is right up there with Tron Legacy as a sequel I never imagined happening and while it’s more satisfying than that long-awaited follow-up, there are a few elements that make it not quite the great sequel it could have been.
First of all, the good. Ryan Gosling as “K” makes a fine replicant Blade Runner (they reveal his artificial status surprisingly early, so that’s not a spoiler) and is ably supported by a cast that includes Robin Wright as his surly boss, Ana de Armas as K’s holographic girlfriend and Sylvia Hoeks as the very creepy replicant Luv. There’s also a nice bit of misdirection with the casting of Mackenzie Davis who is a dead ringer for Daryl Hannah, but definitely isn’t playing Pris from the original film. Oh, and that Harrison Ford guy comes back as Rick Deckard for a very welcome extended cameo.
Visually, the film is amazing. The score by Hans Zimmer, while not quite matching Vangelis, is very effective. And most importantly in this age of spectacle over ideas, the film is full of fascinating sci-fi questions and is not afraid to leave some of them unanswered. If you really wanted the sequel to resolve whether Deckard is a replicant . . . well, get used to thirty more years of debate.
Unfortunately, at almost three hours, there are more than a few scenes in the movie that wear out their welcome. Despite some very good writing throughout, there are no scenes as immediately memorable as “tears in rain” or any other classic moments from the original. Also, the film has some troubling depictions of the female replicants and the violence inflicted on them (an unpleasant aspect of the original as well, to be fair).
But still, to get a sequel 35 years later that’s even half as thought-provoking and groundbreaking as the original is quite an achievement. I had problems with director Denis Villeneuve’s last film Arrival, too, but there’s no denying his movies are visually stunning and full of interesting concepts. And that’s something to be grateful for.

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Twin Peaks: The Return

Anyone who knows me knows that Twin Peaks is one of the TV shows that had the biggest impact on me. Only The Simpsons and Buffy the Vampire Slayer come close. So I was more than a tad excited when it was announced that it was coming back after a 25 year absence. And also worried, because history has taught us that long awaited continuations of pop culture milestones usually suck. And David Lynch, much as I love the guy, has been a little hit and miss with his most recent movies. But I was mainly hopeful, since Mark Frost (who wasn't involved with the movie prequel) was coming back, along with nearly all the surviving cast. Needless to say, the result was nothing like I expected. If you haven't watched Season 3 and want to avoid spoilers, stop here.

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Part 1: The first episode is something of a shock to the system. Agent Cooper and the town of Twin Peaks are almost nowhere to be seen. Instead, the episode focuses on new mysteries like a box in New York that contains one of those monsters that likes to kill people during sex and a Principal (Matthew “Shaggy” Lillard) accused of murdering a librarian whose body, minus the head, is missing. Only a scene between Hawk and the Log Lady (it’s very sad watching the terminally ill Catherine Coulson in these scenes) has the feel of the old series. Luckily, the sense of dread and questions raised are intriguing enough to make the first episode fly by pretty quick. Mostly, I'm just happy TP is back, even if I have no real clue what the fuck is going on.
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Part 2: In this episode we get to spend more time with the evil Cooper doppelganger, who has pretty much been running a criminal empire. Kyle MacLachlan is scary good as the reptilian Mr. C. We also check in with some more classic characters such as Shelly and James, and hear mention of other characters from the past such as Phillip Jeffries. The highlight of the episode has to be the evolution of the arm, though. Instead of being a little person played by Michael Anderson, he is now a tree with a talking blob of flesh on it. Lovely. Things are starting to fall into place.
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Part 3: After a fairly conventional first two episodes, this one pulls out the full Lynch. We follow the good Cooper in his attempts to escape from the Black Lodge in a mostly dialogue-free sequence. He succeeds but ends up swapping places with another Cooper double, Dougie Jones. Dougie-Cooper wanders round a casino, becoming “Mr. Jackpots” thanks to his luck on the slot machine. There's a genuine sadness in seeing how some of the characters have aged, such as FBI agent Albert Rosenfield (the late great Miguel Ferrer). We also check in with some old friends at the Twin Peak's Sheriff  station, but mostly this is as far from Twin Peaks as the show has gone. So far.
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Part 4: “Helloooo!” Back on more familiar ground this episode. Aside from a creepy meeting between the FBI and Cooper’s doppelganger, this is probably the most humorous episode so far. We're introduced to the new Sheriff Truman (Harry’s brother, played by the delightful Robert Forster, since Michael Ontkean didn’t want to return). But this episode is legendary for one reason - Michael Cera's hillarious performance as Andy and Lucy's biker son, Wally Brando. I will fight anyone who doesn't love this cameo.
Episode rating: Five Wally's

Part 5: This episode is mostly killing time, though we do get to check in on various people in Twin Peaks and follow catatonic Dougie-Cooper in his family life (Naomi Watts, introduced in the last episode, is great as his wife, Janey-E) and his insurance workplace (oh, hello Tom Sizemore). Also get confirmation that Bob is still inside Evil Cooper, so there's that.
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Part 6: This episode introduces assassin Ike “the Spike” and brings back Harry Dean Stanton. But the highlight has to be finally getting to meet Diane (the perfectly cast Laura Dern).
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Part 7: This episode has the return of Doc Hayward (the late Warren Frost) and a very disturbing scene where Diane meets the fake Cooper. We also get a glimpse of the real Cooper emerging when Dougie and Janey-E are attacked by Ike “the Spike”. Maybe Dale's about come back? No, you have to wait 10 more episodes.
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Part 8: An episode that features Evil Cooper being brought back to life by dirty woodsmen and Nine Inch Nails performing in a dive bar in the middle of nowhere – and those are the least strange parts of the episode. The rest defies summarizing, it just has to be experienced. “This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.” Features many things that will never be explained, from a Kubrick-esque atomic explosion to a really gross frog-bug.
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Part 9: After the strangest hour of TV in history, it’s back to relative “normalcy”. Bobby Briggs discovers some important information about his father, Major Briggs. It’s satisfying to see Bobby finally became the good person his father believed he could be, even if not much else happens.
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Part 10: Probably the most unpleasant episode of the series yet, focusing as it does on Richard Horne (Audrey’s son) and his violence against women. We do get to see how ripped Dougie-Cooper is for an older gentleman though (Janey-E notices, too).
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Part 11: A much more satisfying episode than the previous one. Shelly and Bobby share a scene together (they split up, but they have a daughter) and Dougie-Cooper wins over the Mitchum Brothers, the gangsters that were going to kill him. He even eats cherry pie!
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Part 12: One of the best episodes is followed by one of the worst. We finally get to see Audrey, thankfully, but even by Lynch standards the meaning of much of the conversation with her “husband” is incomprehensible. The only scene with Kyle MacLachlan is a shot of him getting hit with a baseball and the end scene has a bunch of characters we don’t know talking about other people we don’t know.
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Part 13: Another episode that seems to be mostly turning wheels before the big climax, but at least it’s more entertaining. Highlights include Bad Coop arm wrestling a gang leader and James singing his classic high-pitched love song from the original series.
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Part 14: This is more like it! Some great expansion of the mythology here, including Andy (yes, Andy) meeting the giant (now known as “The Fireman”) and rescuing the mysterious woman Naido from episode 3; James learning about his British pal’s magic rubber glove that can’t be removed; and Sarah Palmer reacting to a guy harassing her in a bar by . . . you just have to watch it.
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Part 15: This episode has all the feels. Norma and Big Ed finally get together. The Log Lady dies. David Bowie’s character Phillip Jeffries comes back as a giant teapot. Oh and Dougie-Cooper sticks a fork in an electrical socket.
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Part 16: Aside from episode 8,this is undoubtedly the highlight of the series. Richard (yes, he is Bad Coop’s son) gets his just desserts. Diane is revealed as a tulpa. Eddie Vedder! Tim Roth and Jennifer Jason Leigh (playing two assassins who seem to have wandered in from a Tarantino movie) die spectacularly. Audrey gets to dance (but something is very wrong). And most importantly, the greatest FBI agent of all time is back!
 
No, not that one. This one:

If you're only just watching the show now, be glad you don't have to wait a week for the next episode.

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Part 17: Everything comes together in this episode. We learn that the real big bad this whole time was the often-mentioned, never seen Judy. Cooper is back to his old self and Bad Coop is defeated by an unexpected hero. And then Bob gets Hulk-smashed to hell. Everything seems fine. But then Coop makes the classic mistake of traveling back in time to change history (by saving Laura Palmer). Julee Cruise sings, but not for long. This is a good episode to end at if you want a semi-upbeat conclusion to the series.
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Part 18: If 17 was for the fans, this is all Lynch. The only happy part of the episode is a manufactured Dougie (or is it the real Cooper?) returning to live with Janey-E and Sonny Jim. Otherwise, it’s bleak, unsettling fair, with half of the episode seemingly devoted to mostly dialogue-free driving scenes. Cooper is no longer acting like himself, dealing violently with redneck diners and engaging in joyless sex with Diane. As the ending scenes with Cooper and Laura Palmer’s doppelganger in this new dimension drag on and on, we realize that none of the dangling questions are going to be answered by the end. But the disturbing final shot will linger in the memory for a long time.
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In conclusion, Twin Peaks came back, and it was both weirder and more entertaining than I could have hoped for. That’s something to be thankful for, regardless of how frustrating it was at times. Thank you David Lynch, Mark Frost, and all your collaborators. The subplots about Bobby and Shelly's daughter (Amanda Seyfried), Dr. Jacoby and his golden shovels, and many more may have gone nowhere. But at least you answered most of the big questions. Except this one, damn it!
 



Friday, August 04, 2017

Wonder Woman, Spider-Man, Mr. Jackpots, City of a 1000 Planet of the Apes!

Way behind on my reviews as usual, so here's a quick roundup.

Wonder Woman
was great, of course, which was especially surprising after how dire Batman v Superman turned out to be. Amazing what a good director can do to turn things around. Hope Patty Jenkins and Gal Gadot stay with DC movies for a long time.

Spider-Man: Homecoming was also a lot of fun, though once again the Marvel formula is starting to wear me out. Loved Tom Holland in the role, and Michael Keaton was definitely one of the more menacing MCU villains. But the rest of the movie (even the Robert Downey Jr. extended cameo) was just okay. Hopefully the sequel focuses on Spidey and not so much on his amazing friends.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
was as batshit crazy and visually gorgeous as you'd expect from the director of The Fifth Element. But it was nowhere near as fun or emotionally affecting as Luc Besson's earlier movie. The main problem is that Dane DeHaan is a totally bland leading man. The movie would have been much better if Cara Delevingne had been the main hero, rather than relegating her to a damsel in distress for much of the movie.

War for the Planet Apes was just as exciting and visually stuinning as the first two of the reboot trilogy. Woody Harrelson was a great villain and the film has an important (if depressing) message.

On the TV front, Twin Peaks continues to amaze me by being impossible to predict from episode to episode. Probably the highlights so far have been Episode 8 (possibly the most experimental and disturbing hour of TV in recent memory), Kyle MacLachlan knocking it out of the park each episode (despite still not being the Cooper we know and love yet), and seeing how returning characters such as Bobby and Hawk have evolved over the years. A little worried that there's been a lot of filler and seemingly pointless plot threads in the last few episodes, but hopefully David Lynch and Mark Frost pull it together for the finish.

Thursday, August 03, 2017

(Belated) Imaginary Cinema Awards 2016

So, somehow I forgot to post my pick of the best in sci-fi, fantasy and horror movies from 2016. Okay, it was a sucky year (personally, and politically) but I still need to give these movies a shout out.

Best Movie: Zootopia. Normally I don't include movies with anthropomorphic animals as fantasy, but this created such a vivid world, and had an important message to boot, that I'll allow it.
Runners-up: 10 Cloverfield Lane, Deadpool, Captain America: Civil War, Moana, Arrival, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, Star Wars: Rogue One, Star Trek Beyond, Dr. Strange, Kubo and the Two Strings, Ghostbusters, The Shallows.

Best Screenplay: Zootopia (Byron Howard & Jared Bush & Rich Moore & Josie Trinidad & Jim Reardon & Phil Johnston & Jennifer Lee - whew!)
Runners-up: 10 Cloverfield Lane (Josh Campbell & Matt Stuecken & Damien Chazelle), Deadpool (Rhett Reese & Paul Wernick)

Best Direction: Arrival (Denis Villeneuve) - I actually found the movie a little disappointing storywise, but the direction was impeccable.
Runner-up: 10 Cloverfield Lane (Dan Trachtenberg), Captain America: Civil War (Russo Brothers)

Best Actor: Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool)
Runners-up: John Goodman (10 Cloverfield Lane), Daniel Bruhl (Captain America), Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Strange), Samuel L. Jackson (Miss Peregrine), Mark Rylance (The BFG), Donnie Yen (Rogue One).

Best Actress: Eva Green (Miss Peregrine)
Runners-up: Mary Elizabeth Winstead (10 Cloverfield Lane), Amy Adams (Arrival), Kate McKinnon (Ghostbusters), Sofia Boutella (Star Trek Beyond).

Best Music: Kubo and the Two Strings (Dario Marianelli)
Runner-up: Moana

Best Visual Effects: Star Wars: Rogue One
Runners-up: Captain America: Civil War, Dr. Strange

Best Production Design: Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
Runners-up: Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them

Best Editing: 10 Cloverfield Lane

Best Cinematography: Arrival

Best Make-up: Star Trek Beyond

Best Costumes: Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

Most Pointless Sequel: Independence Day: Resurgence (we waited 20 years for that?)

Disappointment of the Year: I would say Batman v Superman: Yawn of Justice, but I wasn't expecting much anyway.

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Coffee!

So it looks like I may actually have a feature film credit in the near future. I wrote a screenplay set in a coffee shop with two other very cool writers and we're now in the process of trying to secure funding. It was a really great collaborative experience, and I think the finished movie will be a lot of fun. See here for more information!

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Tale as Old as Time . . .

Another belated update. Since I last posted I've seen the following movies:

Beauty & the Beast - as shot for shot remakes of Disney animated movies go, it wasn't bad.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - great fun as expected, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't getting a little tired of the constantly quippy Marvel movies.

Alien: Covenant - like Prometheus, it has a ton of problems (especially when it comes to character logic) but it's just stylish and eventful enough to hold my interest.

Movie I didn't get to see: It Comes at Night. The cinema I went to cancelled the show right after I bought a ticket due to lack of interest. WTF?

However, the media event I've been most excited about isn't a movie but a TV show. Twin Peaks is back (in unfiltered Lynch and Frost form) and for the most part it has met my expectations. Glad I didn't wait 25 years for nothing!

On the writing front, I'm still waiting to hear back about the spec scripts I entered in the Nickelodeon and WB writers programs. And to hear if anyone wants to help me publish my novel.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

The Lego Batman Movie & more!

Another long break in posting anything because I've been busy editing my YA superhero novel to get it ready to submit to agents. I'm about to start sending it out so watch this space!
Anyway, I've still been keeping up with movies, so here's some quick reviews of what I've watched, starting with the most recent:


The Lego Batman Movie
Tons of fun, though like the first Lego Movie the pace might be a bit exhausting for us older folks. The best part was the huge roster of villains, both DC and beyond, including Billy Dee Williams finally getting to play Two-Face. Probably my third favourite overall Batman movie, after Batman Returns and The Dark Knight.

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Visually spectacular, emotional, and leads in perfectly to Episode IV: A New Hope. CG recreations of dead actors still not ready for primetime, though

Dr. Strange
Standard hero journey 101 stuff, but the cast and insane visuals made it worthy.

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
Something of a return to form for Burton. A few dodgy parts but overall I enjoyed it