Monday, May 20, 2013

Star Trekking Across the Universe . . .

I enjoyed Star Trek Into Darkness almost as much as the first film. It's spectacular, funny, well acted, exciting and even a little emotional in parts. However, the film is not without several major flaws, especially if you're a diehard (or even semi-diehard) Trekkie. Warning, spoilers follow . . .

The main problem with the film is that J.J. Abrams and his writers (the same duo responsible for such masterpieces as Transformers 2) have disguised the fact that this bold new adventure is actually a remake of two previous Trek stories: the orignal series episode "Space Seed" and the classic movie The Wrath of Khan. Anyone who has watched those will not be terribly surprised when the terrorist John Harrison (brilliantly played by Benedict Cumberbatch) dramatically reveals about halfway through the film that he is the infamous Khan (formerly played by the not at all pale and English Ricardo Montalban). This reveal seems thrown in purely to appeal to the fans, since the general audience (and the characters in the movie) have no idea who the hell Khan is. Not that revisiting Khan's origins is necessarily a bad thing, but when the film then basically copies the ending of Wrath of Khan (with Kirk taking Spock's place in the radiation chamber and even another OTT "Khaaaaaaan!" exclaimation) it's a problem because the filmmakers haven't earned it. Khan and Kirk are not archenemies yet in this timeline, and Kirk and Spock haven't been friends for fifteen or more years. It's a testament to Chris Pine's and Zachary Quinto's acting that the scene still has some emotional kick, despite the shoddy scriptwriting.
It's a similar problem that Abrams' otherwise excellent Super 8 had. That film started out wanting to be Jaws or Gremlins but then took a sharp left-turn into a cuddly E.T. ending, an emotional catharsis that the film hadn't successfully set up. It makes one a little worried that Abrams' Star Wars will have an ending where one of the heroes gets frozen in carbonite or finds out the villain is his father because, hey, it worked before, right?
Trekkie rage aside, there is much to enjoy in the film. The cast are still comfortable in their roles and most of them get a moment or two to shine (though Alice Eve's character is a complete waste, aside from a grautuitous underwear scene for the young boys in the audience). It's great to see Robocop himself, Peter Weller, in a major role. The pace never lets up and fans will enjoy seeing Klingons and even a plot significant Tribble! It's one of those films that you enjoy tremendously while you're watching it, but it's best not to think too hard about the plot or it unravels completely. I appreciate what Abrams has done to bring Star Trek back into the mainstream, but it would perhaps be best if another director has a shot at the third movie. And hopefully they'll get some writers who can balance action with the more philosophical elements that Trek used to be known for.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Iron Man Minus Friends

Caught Iron Man Three the other day. Not a bad start to Marvel's Phase II. Not Avengers good, of course, but enjoyable enough. Shane Black was an interesting choice to write and direct, but turned out to be a successful one for the most part. There are lots of laughs and a few twists, though the last act "buddy cop" sequence does feel a little too much like a Lethal Weapon movie or Kiss Kiss Bang Bang at times.
I liked the references to Tony's superfriends and how screwed up he has become by seeing another dimension and almost dying. There isn't a lot of Iron Man action in this film, but luckily the plot isn't just a boring setup for the Avengers like Iron Man 2. There's also some nice callbacks to the first (and still the best) IM movie, including a cameo from Yinsen (who helped Tony build the first suit) in a 1999 flashback.
The sinister video footage of terrorist the Mandarin keeps things interesting until the first big action sequence - the spectacular attack on Stark's home. Gwyneth Paltrow finally gets to be more than a damsel in distress, briefly donning the suit to become an Iron Maiden. The middle section of the film focuses on Stark, sans all his technology, planning his attack on the Mandarin aided by a precocious young boy, though luckily it's more comedy than schmaltz. The famous Extremis storyline from the comic is used to create some interesting villains, though we never get to see Stark use the technological virus on himself.
The final act starts with a huge twist (SPOILER!) that manages to be both hilarious and completely undermine the villain. Ben Kingsley plays both the fictitious Mandarin and the Croydon actor hired for the role perfectly. It's a shame he wasn't allowed to go full villain, though. Guy Pearce tries his best to usurp him as the true villain, but lacks the menace Kinglsey has in his early scenes. Rebecca Hall as the "is she a baddie or not?" co-creator of Extremis is also pretty much wasted. It is nice to see William Sadler and Miguel Ferrer as the President and Vice President, though.
The final battle is spectacular, and gives the always underused War Machine (now called Iron Patriot) something to do at last. Fans of Iron Man's various suits will feel like a kid in some kind of store by the end. The suits even produce a fireworks show when they blow up.
Everything is wrapped up pretty neatly, and this would be a fitting ending for the character if Robert Downey, Jr. decided not to return and collect another $50 million paycheck (Marvel obviously feel this is unlikely, as the credits promise that James Bond, I mean Tony Stark will return). It's a superbly staged blockbuster, but I found the most entertaining parts to be a shoutout to Downton Abbey and an after-credits cameo from a certain Dr. with breath-taking anger management issues. Avengers 2 can't come soon enough!

Friday, May 10, 2013

Belated reviews of Oz and Jurassic Park 3D

Really getting behind on my reviews. Saw most of Oz the Great and Powerful a couple of months back (Milo did not want to sit still for the whole movie). It was entertaining, even though it was trying too hard to ape Burton's Alice in Wonderland in parts (minus the latter's feminist message, which I'll get to in a moment). The visuals and score were nice, and Sam Raimi even threw some Evil Dead moments in there. Most of the cast were good, though Mila Kunis was seriously miscast as the (SPOILER!) Wicked Witch of the West. The main problem with the film, however, is that it creates a hero's journey for a character that we know from the original story is not a hero, but a fraud. Why three powerful women need this bozo to help them is a baffling question the movie never answers. Worth a watch, but don't expect a great story or positive message.

Jurassic Park 3D was a far more enjoyable experience. Little needs to be said about this classic film, except that the dinosaurs still look great. Modern filmmakers could learn a thing or two from the thoughtful use of special effects (less than seven minutes of CG) and sense of wonder in this film. The 3D was unobtrusive, apart from a few shots of Raptors jumping at the camera. They don't make em like this anymore.

Next up: my review or a little movie called Iron Man Three!

Thursday, April 04, 2013

My Story of Film

With the news that Fujifilm is no longer making film for the cinema industry now would be a good time to post my personal history of 35mm film.

Although I never got to shoot with film, I have had a long affection for it that has only increased since it was pretty much killed off by digital. I’m not a Luddite by any stretch, but film has heart, it’s something you can touch and a great 70mm presentation still looks better than the highest definition digital presentation.

One of the joys of working at a cinema before the digital revolution took over completely (in fact, probably the only joy) was being able to work in projection with 35mm film. Although it was hard work and often frustrating (especially when the film would break, scratch or get tangled up – which was often) there was an undeniable excitement when those rusty old cans (which had probably been used for decades) turned up containing the reels that made up a film. Six reels was the average, four of five for a kid’s film and nine or ten for some Lord of the Rings style epic. We would take those cans over to the work bench where we would assemble them as quickly as possible (usually the prints would arrive less than 24 hours before the film had to be on screen).

Most reels would arrive “heads up”, but occasionally we would find some “tails up” reels mixed in. These would have to be rewound at the aptly named “Rewind bench” so that all the prints were the same orientation (prints always go head to tail, unless you want your audience to be very confused). If we were building heads first (i.e. from reel 1 to the final reel) we would also have to build a trailer pack before (in the rare case where we found reels all tails up, you could build the trailers last). This was actually the most difficult part of the process, where we would take the small rolls of film that made up the trailers and splice them together. Since trailers make frequent use of fades in and out, it would often be difficult to see exactly where the last frame was. Splice it out frame and suddenly the audience would see the image run off the top or bottom of the screen.

The splicer was a nifty little gadget with sprockets that would hold the perforated edges of the film in place and a blade on the side for cutting film. We would place two pieces of film in the center of the splicer, join them with a piece of yellow tape and then press down on the handle to cut the tape. In theory this worked great. Except when I couldn’t match the frame lines on the two pieces of film or the tape wouldn’t cut and I ended up throwing the splicer against the wall and breaking it even more.

We would splice together the trailers (cutting out the headers and footers of each one which would make horrible noises if they were allowed to run through the projector) and then start assembling them on a house reel (a big reel that could usually hold three or four of the smaller reels). Once the trailers were done, which always took longer than expected, we would start assembling the film using the same process. Once we had assembled all the reels that could fit on the house reel, then would come the most fun (and scary part) – rewinding the reels onto another house reel so they were in the heads up orientation needed to load it at the actual projector.

You would think rewinding the big reel (which even at full speed usually took about 5-10 minutes) would be a good time to have a cup of tea and watch some movies. But you would be wrong. Invariably, the moment I turned my back the film would slip off the reel or get tangled up in something and I’d have a whole section of the film chewed up or torn that I had to cut out. I still have around two seconds (48 frames) of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I that I had to cut out when that exact thing happened. Don't know if anyone in the audience noticed the film was a little "jumpy".

Once the film had rewound, we would have to do the same thing with the remaining reels. We would then have to carry or roll those heavy suckers over to the platter at the projector where the film would play (or screen for employees, when they still allowed us to). To load the film onto the platter (a set of three giant spinning wheels at each projector) we would put the house reel onto a makeup table, a motorized device that wound the film onto the platter. We would have to set the correct height and then let it go. Slow speeds were best, to avoid accidents and allow us to work on the other reels while the first ones were loading.

Once the entire film was wound onto the platter (which could take up to half an hour depending on how fast the operator was willing to go) we would then have to thread it through the various rollers that led to the projector and then all the little cogs and plates inside the machine itself. I won’t bore you with the details; suffice it to say that threading a projector was an art in itself, and one that took a while to learn to do off by heart.

One the film was threaded and in frame it was time to start it up (checking there was no slack or over tightness along the path that might cause it to shut down or damage the film). Usually we could hit the autostart button, the motor would start turning and the lamp would cut on, projecting the image in the auditorium (hopefully the right way up unless we had threaded it wrong).

Once the film was on screen, that wasn’t the end of our worries, though. A bad splice (where the tape connects two pieces of film) could cause the film to jump out of frame or even stop. The worst thing that ever happened to me was during a show of Hancock. One of the rollers actually ripped off the wall during the show and basically shredded half of the film. When the film got damaged we would have to order new prints which could take days.

When a film left, the process would reverse itself; we would break the film down into its individual reels and place it back in the cans to ship back to the studio. We would often take less care breaking the movie down then we did building it, but I never heard any complaints about the condition of the prints.

There was a brief golden age where managers could work in projection and get away from whatever craziness was going on downstairs in the lobby. It was a fortress of solitude, with only the soothing whir of the projector motors to keep us company. Even on crazy nights (like when The Dark Knight opened and we were struggling to get six+ prints built before the midnight show and having to interlock them between screens using a complex maze of film) there was a sense of camaraderie and fun between projectionists. Then it all went to hell.

As we converted our screens to digital, there was less and less to do in projection. Splicing film was replaced by the far less romantic process of droppings digital files on a playlist. There was less danger, and the whole thing was a lot quicker. But there was no art to it. And no joy of watching a movie that was assembled and projected by hand. Just a computer schedule deciding when to turn on a movie. The death of film coincided with the death of any enjoyment of my job.

Managers were kicked out of projection. Why have high paid staff up there when a trained monkey could start a digital projector? Removing the managers from projection was just an excuse to lay off staff. I’d say being a part of the projectionist union might have saved those jobs, but I’m sure that union has gone the way of the dodo too. We were also no longer allowed to get paid to screen movies before the public, which meant if there were any problems the paying customers would be the ones to complain. Then projectionists were taken away completely, once they got the bugs out of the autostart system. It was the last job in cinema that was a technical craft, and its retirement was the end of an era.

I like digital, but its greatest strengths are also its greatest weakness. Yes, it allows anyone who wants to make a feature film to do with so with a minimum of cost and effort, but that takes away some of the thought behind making a movie, since you no longer have to worry about wasting celluloid. That's one of the reasons we have so many terrible found footage movies being made. And yes, a digital print looks pristine every time with no scratches. But it still never looks as good as a master film print would. Then we have abominations like 48 fps. Call me old-fashioned, but I think film should look like film, not video. But you can't stop "progress".

Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Those are some Big Eyes . . .


Very excited that Tim Burton is directing Christoph Waltz and Amy Adams in Big Eyes, a biopic about the couple who created those creepy cute big-eyed kid paintings in the 60's and then later had a court dispute over who really did the work. With Burton reteaming with his Ed Wood writers this could be his best live action movie in years.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Updates! Finally!

Feast your eyes! I've finally made some updates to the website. The Tim Burton section now has reviews of Alice in Wonderland, Dark Shadows and Frankenweenie. Now I just need to update the James Cameron section (I believe he had a movie about some blue people a few years back) and then I can actually start working on adding new content, including scans from vintage newspapers and magazines! Ooooooh . . .

Friday, February 15, 2013

2012 Imaginary Cinema Awards!

2012 was a year when several big movies disappointed (while still being pretty decent). So thank God for Joss Whedon and Katniss Everdeen! Here are the winners, and the runners up:

Best Movie: (TIE) The Avengers and The Cabin in the Woods. Non-Buffy fans worried at the beginning of the year about Avengers and thought that now would be a really good time for Whedon to get awesome. They didn't realise that's his secret - he's always awesome.
Runners-up: Frankenweenie, The Hunger Games, The Dark Knight Rises, Brave, The Hobbit, The Woman in Black, Prometheus

Best Screenplay: The Cabin in the Woods (Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard)

Best Direction: The Avengers (Joss Whedon)

Best Actor: Tom Hiddlestone (The Avengers)
Runners-up: Fran Kranz (The Cabin in the Woods), Mark Ruffalo (The Avengers), Michael Fassbender (Prometheus), Robert Downey, Jr. (The Avengers), Woody Harrelson (The Hunger Games)

Best Actress: Jennifer Lawrence (The Hunger Games) - two years in a row! Go, Jen!
Runners-up: Anne Hathaway (The Dark Knight Rises), Kristin Connolly (The Cabin in the Woods), Scarlett Johansson (The Avengers), Michelle Pfeiffer (Dark Shadows)

Best Music: (TIE) Frankenweenie and Dark Shadows (Danny Elfman)
Runners-up: The Avengers (Alan Silvestri), The Cabin in the Woods (David Julyan), The Hobbit (Howard Shore)

Best Visual Effects: The Avengers
Runner-up: The Hobbit

Best Makeup: The Cabin in the Woods

Best Costumes: The Hunger Games

Best Production Design: Dark Shadows
Runner-up: Prometheus

Best 3D: Prometheus

Best Guilty Pleasure: Piranha DD (not as fun as the first one, but still insanely bad in a good way)

It Wasn't that bad, Honest Award: Dark Shadows
Runners-up: John Carter, The Phantom Menace 3D

The "Thank God it's Finally Over!" Award: Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II (although that final battle was actually pretty cool . . . until we found it was imaginary!)