Friday, February 21, 2020

Jan/Feb Movie Roundup

Haven't seen that many movies this year, even with Regal Unlimited. Here's a quick recap of what I've watched lately.

Doctor Who: Spyfall Part 1 and 2 - ok, not a movie, but I did watch it on the big screen. I had mixed feelings about series 11. The cast was good, but the episodes were hit and miss and the lack of a series-long arc hurt it. Based on these two episodes, I think I will enjoy series 12 a lot more. There was a confidence to the storytelling from the start and Jodie Whittaker is becoming perhaps my favourite Doctor after Matt Smith. The return of the Master was nicely done, and I can't wait to watch the rest of the series (once the whole thing is available streaming legally).

Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) - the latest entry in the DC Extended Universe was a film I wasn't sure what to expect of. Would it be good like Wonder Woman or mediocre to terrible like, um, all the rest? I'm happy to report that it leans closer to Wonder Woman, though it's not without a few problems.
Starting with the positive, the cast is great. Margot Robbie gives it her all as Harley, while reining in some of the character's more annoying tics. Ewan McGregor happily chews the scenery as the villain, and Mary Elizabeth Winstead is always welcome. The visual style and action are tons of fun.
The main problem with the movie is that it never really earns the Birds of Prey title because the team of women don't come together until the last act of the movie. This makes their joining forces to fight a common enemy less satisfying than if we had seen them interact earlier in the movie and gradually overcome their differences. But aside from that gripe, this is definitely a step in the right direction for DC movies.

Sonic the Hedgehog - video game movies have been slowly improving their reputation of late, thanks to movies like Detective Pikachu, and this movie is about as good as you could hope for from a live action Sonic. The plot is basically a rerun of Hop with bland nice guy James Marsden teaming up with a lovable talking animal and hijinks ensue. Jim Carrey seems like he stepped right out of one of his 90s movies as Dr. Robotnik and the whole thing moves as fast as that spinning hedgehog, with enough jokes to keep parents interested.

Monday, February 03, 2020

Imaginary Cinema Awards 2019

It's time for the 12th annual Imaginary Cinema Awards! There were lots of films I liked this year, but very few I loved, which is reflected in how much the awards are spread out between different movies.


Best Movie: The Lighthouse
Runners-up: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (yes, alternate history counts), Joker, Avengers: Endgame, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, The Kid Who Would Be King, How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World, Captain Marvel, The Missing Link, Detective Pikachu, Midsommar, Spider-Man: Far From Home, Dora and the Lost City of Gold, Ready or Not

Best Screenplay: Once Upon a Time in America (Quentin Tarantino)
Runner-up: Joker (Todd Phillips and Scott Silver)

Best Direction: Robert Eggers (The Lighthouse)
Runner-up: Quentin Tarantino (Once Upon a Time in America)


Best Actress: Florence Pugh (Midsommar)
Runners-up: Isabela Moner (Dora and the Lost City of Gold), Brie Larson (Captain Marvel), Samara Weaving (Ready or Not), Angelina Jolie (Maleficent: Mistress of Evil), Linda Hamilton (Terminator: Dark Fate)


Best Actor: Joaquin Phoenix (Joker)
Runners-up: Willem Dafoe (The Lighthouse), Robert Pattinson (The Lighthouse), Bill Hader (It: Chapter Two), Brad Pitt (Once Upon a Time in America), Ewan McGregor (Doctor Sleep), Adam Driver (The Rise of Skywalker)

Best Music: Avengers: Endgame (Alan Silvestri)
Runners-up: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (John Williams), Dumbo (Danny Elfman)

Best Sound: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

Best Visual Effects: Avengers: Endgame
Runners-up: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, Detective Pikachu

Best Production Design: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

Best Editing: Joker

Best Cinematography: The Lighthouse

Best Make-up: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

Best Costumes: Joker

Cutest Character That is Not Baby Yoda: Detective Pikachu

Nicest films: Dumbo, Zombieland 2. Perfectly enjoyable but also totally forgettable.

Nastiest film: Brightburn. Who knew evil Superboy could be so mean?

What the Fuck Were They Thinking? Award: Cats

Worst remake: Black Christmas. Liked the anti-patriarchy message, but aside from that this butchered the original premise even worse than the 2006 remake.